Theater Wit: Box Office

Box office

by Will Eno
directed by Jeremy Wechsler
Theater Two
Theater Wit and Shattered Globe Theatre

Named as one of the "25 best American plays since Angels in America", The Realistic Joneses is Will Eno's hilarious and touching portrait of marriage, life and squirrels.

Bob and Jennifer Jones are drifting through their isolated suburban life until one fateful evening when they meet their new neighbors, John and Pony Jones. Soon, the couples find that they share much more than a last name. In this funny, intimate and profound meditation on life, the four Joneses muddle through the strange and amazing moments of each day knowing that “talking with someone can make you feel better”, but fearing that actual communication may elude them in the end.


Running Time: 1 hour 35 minutes with no intermission


There is no late seating available for this production.

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Sold out?!? We keep a waiting list at the door starting 90 minutes before showtime. Any available tickets will be released to the list at curtain.

[1] Press Opening

[2] Opening Performance

January 10, 2019 8:00PM $12
January 11, 2019 8:00PM $12
January 12, 2019 8:00PM $12
January 13, 2019 2:30PM $12
January 17, 2019 8:00PM $18
January 18, 2019 8:00PM $18
January 19, 2019 8:00PM $18
January 20, 2019 2:30PM $18
January 21, 2019 7:00PM [1]  $30-$74
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January 24, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
January 25, 2019 8:00PM [2]  $30-$74
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January 26, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
January 27, 2019 2:30PM $20-$74
January 31, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 1, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 2, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 3, 2019 2:30PM $20-$74
February 4, 2019 7:30PM $20-$74
February 7, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 8, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 9, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 10, 2019 2:30PM $20-$74
February 14, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 15, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 16, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 17, 2019 2:30PM $20-$74
February 21, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 22, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 23, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
February 24, 2019 2:30PM $20-$74
February 28, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
March 1, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
March 2, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
March 3, 2019 2:30PM $20-$74
March 6, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
March 7, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
March 8, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74
March 9, 2019 8:00PM $20-$74

[1] Press Opening

[2] Opening Performance