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  • Under Actors Equity safety guidelines, all audience members are required to be masked while in the performance spaces.
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By Sheila Callaghan
Directed by Devon de Mayo
Theater Two
Theater Wit

Dangerous, fierce and funny, Women Laughing Alone with Salad bursts out of the bounds of internet meme-dom and onto the stage in a four person comic tour-de-force about friendship, salad, sex, bodies, yoga, salad, men, envy, women, pharmaceuticals, diets, salad and uppers and salad.

A satire about how we live with ourselves. Or, possibly, how we can't.

Note: This presentation contains nudity.

"This fresh, funny play is the poster child for what feminist theatre should be: a great night out on the town watching a slambam comedy which is also a serious conversation about the society we oh-so-currently live in" — Jill Kyle-Keith, DC Theatre Scene

Running Time: 2 hours 10 minutes with intermission


There is no late seating available for this production.

This event has no performances available for sale.