Join us for another year of Stephanie Meyer’s worst nightmare where we take her hit saga and make it sluttier, gayer, and more glittery. Sure to knock your socks and pasties off and leave you desperately pining after your own avoidant, sparkly, Spanish Influenza victim.

This performance is for adult audiences, aged 18+. Twilight cosplay, vampire costumes, and generally slutty outfits are welcome and encouraged. Cash tips for performers are strongly suggested. The lobby bar will be open.

Masking is highly encouraged.

Running Time: 1 hour 15 minutes with intermission

After three tours in Afghanistan, Jess returns home to a changed world, and body. With dark humor and virtual reality therapy, she begins to rebuild her life one puzzle piece at a time, confronting scars both seen and unseen in this powerful story of how beauty endures beneath the surface.

Running Time: 1 hour 30 minutes with no intermission