Theater Wit: Box Office

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by Will Eno
directed by Jeremy Wechsler
Theater Two
Theater Wit and Shattered Globe Theatre

Named as one of the "25 best American plays since Angels in America" by the New York Times, The Realistic Joneses is Will Eno's hilarious and touching portrait of marriage, life and squirrels.

Meet Bob and Jennifer Jones. And their new neighbors, John and Pony Jones. These two couples have more in common than a last name in Will Eno’s funny, quirky and compassionate look at how marriage might be both everything and not nearly enough.

Join the Joneses as they muddle through the small beauties, immense fears, and amazing moments of each day. Time is short but there are gift certificates to enjoy, tiny fireworks to light and another perfect summer evening to take for granted...


Running Time: 1 hour 40 minutes with no intermission

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There is no late seating available for this production.

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Problems? Call the box office at 773-975-8150 during business hours

[1] Press Opening

[2] Opening Performance

February 23, 2019 8:00PM $30-$74
February 24, 2019 3:00PM $30-$74
February 28, 2019 8:00PM $25-$74
March 1, 2019 8:00PM $25-$74
March 2, 2019 8:00PM $25-$74
March 3, 2019 3:00PM $25-$74
March 6, 2019 8:00PM $36-$74
March 7, 2019 8:00PM $40-$74
March 8, 2019 8:00PM $40-$74
March 9, 2019 8:00PM $40-$74

[1] Press Opening

[2] Opening Performance